DOCTOR DOOTIE'S PEOPLE POLL
POLLER: WHY ARE MEMBERS OF THE SENATE COMPOSING A 50 PAGE BILL TO HIDE "GIFTS" TO MEXICAN CRIMINALS [ ERRONEOUSLY NAMED:
'ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS'] INCLUDING AN ULTIMATE REWARD OF AMNESTY FOR THEIR CRIMINAL PAST?
POLLEE: A HUGH MINORITY OF SENATORS ARE SO DETACHED FROM THEIR CONSTITUENTS AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IN GENERAL, THAT THEY
ARE HOPING TO EVENTUALLY ACQUIRE THESE MEXICANS' VOTES AFTER THEY BECOME "CITIZENS" AND THEN CAN VOTE IN ELECTIONS! EVEN
THOUGH IT WILL DESTROY THE AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS, ECONOMICALLY!
POLLER: WHY DO IRAQIS NEED "MILITARY TRAINING?" RECALL THE FEARED "REPUBLICAN GUARD? SADDAM RAN A MILITARY GOVERNMENT
FOR 30 YEARS! DID HIS DISBANDED ARMY SUDDENLY FORGET THEIR MILITARY TRAINING?
POLLEE: iT'S JUST MORE NONSENSE PUT OUT BY JR. AND HIS DEVIOUS ADMINISTRATION, TO USE AS AN EXCUSE TO KEEP AMERICAN TROOPS IN
IRAQ INDEFINITELY.
POLLER: WHAT HAS LEGISLATION CONCERNING "CLEAN AIR" AND CLEAN WATER" MEANT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE?
POLLEE: IT IS A COMMUNIST'S DREAM-COME-TRUE! IT GIVES CENTRAL-GOVERNMENT THE MEANS TO DESTROY PRIVATE PROPERTY AND
ATTACK CORPORATIONS.
POLLER: WHAT DOES "BI-PARTISAN" MEAN TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE?
POLLEE: iT MEANS THAT WHATEVER CONGRESS DID, IT FAILED TO REPRESENT ANYONE!
POLLER: . NOW THAT BUSH'S CONGRESS HAS REQUIRED AMERICANS TO POSSESS AN INTERNAL PASSPORT, RECOGNIZED BY
CENTRAL-GOVERNMENT, HAVE WE ENTERED INTO A FASCIST PARADIGM, WITH A NATIONAL SECRET POLICE FORCE, SECRET SURVEILLANCE OF
AMERICANS CITIZENS AND A GOVERNMENT-MANDATED INTERNAL PASSPORT FOR ALL AMERICANS?
POLLEE: INCREDIBLY, YES! OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS TURNED AMERICA INTO A FASCIST STATE, WITH BUSH JR. AS HIS WILLING ACCOMPLICE, IN
JUST FOUR YEARS!
POLLER: BUSH JR.'S SPEECH WASN'T CARRIED BY THE NETWORKS. HAS HE SO MARGINALIZED HIS PRESIDENCY, THAT NO ONE PAYS
ATTENTION TO WHAT HE SAYS ANY MORE?
POLLEE: GOING ONE BETTER THAT SEWER-RAT, CLINTON, JR. HAS BEEN CAUGHT IN SO MANY LIES AT THIS POINT IN HIS PRESIDENCY, HIS
CREDIBILITY STANDS AT "ZERO." AND HIS BIZARRE INSISTENCE THAT HE ALONE CAN TRANSFORM AN 11TH CENTURY TRISECTED MUSLIM
COUNTRY INTO A WESTERN STYLE "DEMOCRACY," WHEN THE BRITISH FAILED, HALF A CENTURY EARLIER, NOW BORDERS ON INSANITY!
POLLER: CAN THE IRAQ MESS GET ANY WORSE, WITH THESE LATEST [PRISONER-ABUSE] PHOTOS THAT NEVER SEEM TO STOP? AND THE
MOUNTING DAILY "BODY-COUNTS?"
POLLEE: YEP! STAY TUNED! BUSH JR.'S ONE TALENT IS: PICKING OUT THE WRONG THING TO DO, THEN DOING IT!
POLLER: PREDICTABLY, IRAQ HAS TURNED INTO ANOTHER "VIET NAM." ONLY MUCH WORSE, SINCE RELIGION, NOT ONLY POLITICS, IS
INVOLVED IN IRAQ. FIGHTING "COMMUNISM" WAS ONE THING, BUT FIGHTING ISLAM IS QUITE DIFFERENT.
POLLEE: TRUE. BUT JR. ,STUPIDLY, HAS DONE EVERYTHING THAT WAS POSSIBLE TO DO...WRONG! HE ONLY WANTED TO CORRECT "DADDY'S
MISTAKE" BY POLITICALLY REMOVING SADDAM HUSSEIN. HOWEVER HIS NEGRO ADVISORS [RICE, POWELL] WERE SO INCOMPETENT, THEY LET
HIM INVADE IRAQ! IT CAN ONLY GET WORSE, FROM HERE ON, UNTIL THE ONLY THING LEFT IS TO WITHDRAW AMERICAN MERCENARIES FROM
IRAQ, IMITATING THE FINAL DISASTER THAT WAS VIET NAM!
POLLER: NOW THAT O.P.E.C. NATIONS' OIL-SUPPLY IS HURTING AMERICA'S ECONOMY AND AMERICAN CITIZENS, ISN'T IT TIME FOR BUSH JR. TO
LEVEY SANCTIONS ON ALL COUNTRIES BELONGING TO THAT CARTEL AND DESTROY IT, PERMANENTLY?
POLLEE: UH-HUH. LETTING A BUNCH OF IGNORANT TOWEL-HEADS "DECIDE" ON HOW MUCH DAMAGE THEY CAN DO TO AMERICA'S ECONOMY,
AND GET AWAY WITH IT, HAS COME TO AN END. IT IS THEY WHO MUST NOW SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTS!
POLLER: WHAT'S THIS PHRASE "BROUGHT TO JUSTICE" BLATHERED AROUND LIKE A MAGICAL "CURE" FOR MIS-DEEDS, BY BUSH, JR. AND HIS
COHORTS?
POLLEE: LIKE SO MANY TERMS, POLITICIANS USE, IT CAN MEAN ANYTHING, OR NOTHING AT ALL. GENERALITIES ARE THEIR STOCK-IN-TRADE!
POLLER: IT'S CLEAR THE AMERICAN MARXISTS AND OTHER ANTI-CHRISTIAN GROUPS ARE ATTEMPTING TO "BAN" CHRISTIANS FROM
PRACTICING THEIR RELIGION! WON'T THIS DESTROY NOT ONLY AMERICA'S UNIQUE PROTESTANT-CHRISTIAN CULTURE, BUT IT'S GOVERNMENT
AS WELL?
POLLEE: YES, AND..YES. COMMUNISTS HAVE ALWAYS HATED AMERICA ! AND IT'S SUCCESSES, THAT HAVE MADE IT THE GREATEST
PROTESTANT-CHRISTAN COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! WHETHER IN CONCERT OR NOT, COMMUNIST INDIVIDUALS KNOW THAT
DESTROYING CHRISTIANITY IN AMERICA WILL ALSO DESTROY IT'S GOVERNMENT AS WELL!
POLLER: WHAT'S ALL THIS POLITICAL BABBLE ABOUT "THE GENEVA CONVENTION?" HONORED MORE IN THE BREACH, THAN ANYTHING, IT WAS
AN EARLY ATTEMPT AT HIDING THE HORRORS OF WAR UNDER SOME SORT OF CHIVALROUS NONSENSE?
POLLEE: BUSH JR. IS SO FECKLESS, AND HIS PITIFUL ATTEMPTS TO COVER UP HIS HUGH MISTAKES, INVADING AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ, MAKE
HIS LIES SOUND ALMOST CHILD-LIKE! HANDLING JAILED COMBATANTS FOR INTERROGATION ISN'T PRETTY, BUT NECESSARY. THE BIG MISTAKE
WAS TAKING VIDEOS AND PICTURES OF THE PROCESS. NO LOWER ECHELON G.I. SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR APPEARING IN THE PICTURES,
WITHOUT MORE!
POLLER: HAS BUSH JR. DESTROYED THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND DESTROYED AMERICAN'S REPUTATION AMONG THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD?
POLLEE: YES. IT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW DANGEROUS JR. IS TO WORLD PEACE! HIS SELF-PERCEPTION INCLUDES [AS
"PRESIDENT-OF-THE-WORLD"] PREEMPTIVE INVASIONS, CURTAILING AMERICAN'S PERSONAL FREEDOMS, MUSLIM "NATION-BUILDING",
DETERMINING TYPES OF GOVERNMENT ALIEN COUNTRIES SHALL HAVE, AND WORLD-WIDE RESTRICTIONS PLACED UPON ALIEN'S FREE SPEECH!
POLLER: WHEN THE O.M.B. "OFFICE OF MORONIC BUREAUCRATS" PREPARED SUGGESTIONS FOR THE YEAR 2003 "BUDGET," THEY
DISCOVERED - TO THEIR DISMAY - THAT 56% OF CENTRAL-GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS THAT THEY REVIEWED, WERE UNABLE TO SHOW THAT SUCH
PROGRAMS DID ANY GOOD, HARM OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN! BOTTOM LINE: OVER HALF WERE USELESS EXPENDITURES OF TAXPAYERS
MONEY?
POLLEE: FOR DECADES, CONGRESS HAS BEEN ADDING PROGRAM AFTER PROGRAM, WITH VIRTUALLY NO OVERSIGHT OR SUBSEQUENT
COST-BENEFIT REPORTING! THEY SIMPLY DON'T CARE! IT'S NOT THEIR MONEY, AND COME RE-ELECTION TIME, THEY HAVE "PROGRAMS" THAT
THEY CAN POINT TO AND GUSH OVER! IF THE ENTIRE MONSTROUS CENTRAL-GOVERNMENT WERE REALLY SUBJECT TO AN OBJECTIVE
COST-BENEFIT ANALYSIS, IT WOULD SHRINK TO THE SIZE OF TOBAGO'S GOVERNMENT! [25,000 EMPLOYEES IN THE OBSOLETE "PENTAGON,"
ALONE!]
POLLER: SINCE WHEN IS IT AMERICAN TAXPAYERS' OBLIGATION TO UPDATE IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN'S "INFRASTRUCTURE" INTO THE 21ST
CENTURY? DOES THE CONSTITUTION PERMIT CONGRESS TO TAX AMERICAN CITIZENS FOR ALIEN'S BENEFIT?
POLLEE: BUSH JR-wildly DIVERGING FROM CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT - HAS COVERED HIMSELF IN THE ROBES OF
"PRESIDENT-OF-THE-WORLD!" EITHER DELUSIONAL, OR GROSSLY STUPID, HIS "NEW-WORLD-ORDER" CONSISTS OF WILLY-NILLY INVASIONS OF
SOVEREIGN NATIONS, DEPOSING THEIR GOVERNMENTS, THEN REPLACING THEM AS HE SEES FIT! AND, NO! CONGRESS IS NOT AUTHORIZED TO
SPEND ONE CENT OF TAX MONIES TO BENEFIT NON-CITIZENS!
POLLER: HAS BUSH JR.'S IRRATIONAL MOVE TO INVADE IRAQ HAS SET OFF A WORLD-WIDE PROTEST, AGAINST MEANINGLESS "PRESIDENTIAL
WARS," SIMILAR TO THAT VIET-NAM MESS?
POLLEE: YEP! NO RATIONALITY EXISTS FOR A SECOND WAR WITH IRAQ! IN POINT OF FACT, IT WOULD DO IRREPARABLE HARM TO AMERICA,
AMERICANS, AND CREATE AN INDELIBLE IMAGE OF AN "IMPERIAL AMERICA" TO THE REST OF THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD!
POLLER: COMMUNIST "PROFESSORS" ABOUND IN AMERICA'S UNIVERSITIES! IS THAT A MYTH?
POLLEE: . NO, NOT AT ALL. A RECENT STUDY REVEALED STARTLING PROOF! READ THIS!
NOTE: AMERICAN COMMUNISTS HIDE UNDER LABELS SUCH AS: "LIBERAL" AND "CENTRIST."
COLLEGES:
RATIO, "LIBERALS" TO CONSTITUTIONALISTS
BROWN U. 18:1
CORNELL U. 28:1
DAVIDSON COLLEGE 10:1
HARVARD U. 25:1
DENVER COLLEGE 35:1
PENN STATE U. 6:1
POMONA COLLEGE 9:1
SAN DIEGO STATE U. 8:1
STATE U.OF N.Y. AT BIRMINGHAM 35:1
SYRACUSE U. 25:1
U. OF CALIF. AT BERKELEY 8:1
U. OF CALIF. AT L.A. 16:1
U. OF CALIF AT SAN DIEGO 17:1
U. OF CALIF AT SANTA BARBARA 72:1
U. OF COLORADO AT BOULDER 23:1
U. OF HOUSTON 3:1
U. OF TEXAS AT AUSTIN 6:1
U. OF MARYLAND 6:1
STANFORD U.
9:1
AND Y0U WONDER WHY YOUR KID COMES HOME FROM COLLEGE, SPOUTING MARXIST MANTRAS?