DOCTOR DOOTIE'S QUESTIONS O' BIGNESS Why is the A.P.I. American Petroleum  Institute giving us TV propaganda about  oil, when they intentionally restrict the supply of refined crude oil products by shutting down refineries and refusing to build new ones? Why  hasn't anyone told Bush Jr. that Saddam Hussein maintained an army of thousands of Iraqi soldiers for decades, and fought Iran for seven of those years?  How can it take more than three and a half years to "train" them? WHY HASN'T SOMEONE TOLD BUSH JR. THAT EVERY MUSLIM HIS MERCENARIES KILL IN IRAQ, CREATES   ANOTHER FAMILY OF AMERICAN-HATING "TERRORISTS," WHO WANT TO KILL AMERICANS?  THAT'S "FIGHTING TERRORISM?" IN YOUR DREAMS! WHY DOESN'T BUSH, JR. DECLARE THE ELEVEN "O.P.E.C." MUSLIM NATIONS  :"TERRORIST" NATIONS, AND INVADE THE OTHER TEN? [HE ALREADY INVADED IRAQ!] IS  HOMOSEXUAL "MARRIAGE" A "CIVIL RIGHT" OR A MORAL WRONG [It can't be both!]? IF YOU WERE AN ILLITERATE MUSLIM IRAQI, WOULD YOU GLADLY ACCEPT BUSH JR.'S OFFER TO "FREE" YOU,  IN THE NAME OF "DEMOCRACY," OR KILL YOU, USING FOREIGN TROOPS TO DO IT? WHY ARE THE CLINTON'S WALKING ABOUT FREE, SELLING  LIES-IN-PRINT, INSTEAD OF BEING BEHIND BARS?    AND WHY HASN'T ASHCROFT SOUGHT CRIMINAL INDICTMENTS FOR THEIR MULTIPLE FELONIES? DOES BUSH JR. EVEN KNOW WHAT "THE GENEVA CONVENTION" IS? WHY DIDN'T MUSLIM HATE-MONGERS OBSERVE "THE GENEVA CONVENTION," WHEN THEY BEHEADED AN AMERICAN CIVILIAN? HOW CAN BUSH JR. SEND AMERICAN TROOPS AROUND THE WORLD IN 130 COUNTRIES, MAINTAIN TWO ACTIVE "PRESIDENTIAL WARS" AND TWO DORMANT ONES, YET CUT  VETERANS' MEDICAL BENEFITS AND CLOSE VETERANS HOSPITALS AT THE SAME TIME? WHY CAN'T APPLIANCE MANUFACTURERS FIGURE OUT THAT THE DETAILED "SAFETY" WARNINGS, WRITTEN FOR IDIOTS [DON'T USE HAIR-DRYER IN THE RAIN] ARE NEVER READ BY THESE IDIOTS? WHY TO ALL WOMEN RUSH UP TO A STOP SIGN AT FULL SPEED, THEN, AT THE LAST SECOND, SLAM ON THE BRAKES?  DON'T THEIR BRAINS WORK FAST ENOUGH TO SLOW THE CAR DOWN? DOES BUSH JR. REALIZE, THAT AS A BRITISH  PROTECTORATE, IRAQ HAS HAD A "CONSTITUTION" SINCE   1925, AND SADDAM HUSSEIN WAS THE RESULT? IF ANY OF THE PASSENGERS ON THE AIR PLANES THAT WERE CRASHED INTO THE TWIN TOWERS AND THE PENTAGON HAD A GUN ON THEIR PERSONS, WOULD THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS HAVE DIED? WHY SHOULD "CONCEALED WEAPONS LICENSES" BE NECESSARY, WHEN AMERICANS ALREADY HAVE THE RIGHT TO CARRY GUNS, ANY WAY AND ANY PLACE THEY CHOOSE? AFTER 70 YEARS OF LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF "GUN-CONTROL" LAWS, NOT A SINGLE ONE CAN BE ACCURATELY SHOWN TO HAVE ANY EFFECT ON REDUCING CRIMINAL MIS-USE OF GUNS!  WHY NOT GET RID OF ALL THIS USELESS GARBAGE? [ THEY ONLY GUARANTEE UN-ARMED VICTIMS!] WHY IS THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION REFUSING TO RELEASE CLINTON DOCUMENTS, SHOWING CORRUPTION   INVOLVING CLINTON'S LAST-MINUTE "PARDONS?"  A REPUBLICAN "COVER-UP?" VENEZUELA CREATED "O.P.E.C."  WHY DOES CENTRAL-GOVERNMENT GIVE THEM "FOREIGN-AID,"  INSTEAD OF  BLOCKADING THEIR HARBORS?" "AL QAEDA" HAS BEEN DOCUMENTED TO BE RESIDING IN AND FUNDED BY THE SAUDI ARABIA DICTATORS.        WHY IS BUSH JR. NOT BOMBING AND INVADING SAUDI ARABIA TO "FIGHT TERRORISM?"  [ THEY DON'T HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS!] OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS BEEN HIDING IN PAKISTAN, FOR YEARS NOW.    WHY ARE WE GIVING THAT COUNTRY ONE BILLION  DOLLARS A YEAR, TO BE OUR "FRIEND?" IS BUSH JR. REALLY THAT STUPID, OR IS HE SO DEVIOUS THAT HE HAS A SECRET AGENDA TO DESTROY AMERICA'S CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT AND BECOME "WORLD RULER" OF HIS DADDY'S  "NEW WORLD ORDER?" WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS SIT ON THEIR FEET? How old would you be,  if you didn't know how old you are? WHY DO CRIMINALS - IN GOVERNMENT JAILS- HAVE THE "RIGHT" TO READ BIBLES, YET SCHOOL-CHILDREN - IN GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS- DO NOT?? DOES "REWARDING" MEXICAN CRIMINALS, [WHO VIOLATE AMERICAN IMMIGRATION LAWS ] WITH THE BENEFITS OF AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP, DISCOURAGE THEM FROM CROSSING OUR OPEN BORDERS, OR THE REVERSE? Why do "gun-control" radicals , and the Communist Party always find each other? WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE AMERICAN COMMUNISTS, AFTER THE U.S.S.R. COLLAPSED IN ECONOMIC DISARRAY?  DID THEY ALL LEAVE AMERICA? WHY HASN'T ATTORNEY GENERAL ASHCROFT INDICTED "BLOODY JANET" RENO FOR THE MASS MURDER OF THE DAVIDIANS IN WACO, TEXAS YET? WHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION IS CENTRAL-GOVERNMENT PERMITTED TO MAINTAIN A STANDING ARMY OF MERCENARIES? HOW CAN BUSH JR.  REALISTICALLY THINK THAT INSTALLING A "PUPPET-GOVERNMENT" IN IRAQ WILL STOP ATTACKS ON AMERICA'S INVADING MERCENARIES? IF THE CONSTITUTION PERMITTED A PRESIDENT TO BE "GLOBO-COP," WHY DIDN'T THE CONSTITUTION SAY SO? WHY ISN'T THE AMERICAN MARXIST-MEDIA COMPLAINING ABOUT BUSH JR.'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL EXCESSES AND CONGRESS' OUTRAGEOUS LAWS/?  COULD IT BE EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT? HOW IS PROTECTING IRAQ'S BORDERS AND "SECURITY" FROM "TERRORISTS," PROTECTING AMERICA'S SHORES AND AMERICAN CITIZENS? IF AMERICA'S CENTRAL-GOVERNMENT NOW HAS IT'S "ARMY NATIONAL GUARD" DEFENDING BOSNIA, WHY IS IT CALLED A "NATIONAL GUARD? "  WHY NOT THE BOSNIA GUARD? WOULDN'T A MANDATORY DEATH-PENALTY FOR ALL "HACKERS" TAKE THE "FUN" OUT OF DESTROYING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS  WORTH OF PERSONAL PROPERTY? IF CENTRAL-GOVERNMENT CAN CURB FREE SPEECH ON THE TELEPHONE, AND CRIMINALIZE VERBAL UTTERANCES, WHAT'S NEXT?  EAVES-DROPPING ON ALL AMERICANS' CONVERSATIONS? [1984??] [THE "PATRIOT ACT??"] WHY IS BUSH JR ASKING CONGRESS FOR 87 BILLION DOLLARS TO BUILD INFRASTRUCTURE AND FOR "DEFENCE" OF IRAQ'S BORDERS, WHEN:   1. IT IS AN O.P.E.C. COUNTRY; 2. HALF OF THEIR MUSLIM POPULATION CAN'T READ OR WRITE; 3. THEIR RELIGION FORBIDS A WESTERN-STYLE "DEMOCRACY" AND 4. AMERICA'S BORDERS REMAIN UN-DEFENDED?" WITH A NEGRO SELECTED AS "MISS AMERICA" WHAT'S "MISS BLACK AMERICA " GOING TO DO? WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS LEAVE DOORS HALF SHUT AND DRAWERS HALF-OPEN? IRAQIS "HOMELAND SECURITY?"  WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? WHY DON'T  THE A.C.L.U. ATTACK AND SUE  NEGRO CHURCHES AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY FOR HOLDING POLITICAL SPEECHES AND GOVERNMENT-ELECTION FUND-RAISERS INSIDE CHURCHES? [ USING THEIR BASTARDIZED "CHURCH/STATE" COMPLAINT?]. SINCE THERE THERE IS NO HISTORY OF "MUSLIM DEMOCRACIES" AND THEIR RELIGION FORBIDS ANYTHING LIKE A "DEMOCRACY," WHY DOES BUSH JR.  THINK HE CAN ESTABLISH ONE IN AFGHANISTAN OR IRAQ? IF ALL MUSLIMS AREN'T CHRISTIAN-AMERICANS' ENEMIES, THEN, WHO ARE? HOW CAN SPENDING 87 BILLION TAX-DOLLARS ON TWO MUSLIM COUNTRIES [AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ]   "FIGHT TERRORISM" IN AMERICA? IS TOM RIDGE IN CHARGE OF "HOMELAND SECURITY" FOR IRAQ, NOW? AS TWO "WARS"-  CREATED SOLELY BY BUSH JR. - GRIND ON, WITH AMERICAN'S DEATH-TOLLS MOUNTING, AND BILLIONS LOST, AS THE NATIONAL DEBT INCREASES, AND THE ECONOMY LANGUISHES IN LIMBO, HOW DOES JR. PLAN ON GETTING RE-ELECTED? DO "REPUBLICANS" WANT TO BE BURDENED - FROM NOW ON - WITH THE FACT THAT "THEIR" PRESIDENT HAS NOW SADDLED THEM WITH THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR CREATING TWO "VIET NAM's" IN AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ? IF IRAQI  TROOPS INVADED AMERICA TO "FREE" US FROM A  ROGUE,  RUN-AWAY PRESIDENT,   WHO ATTACKS SOVEREIGN MUSLIM NATIONS AT WILL,  WITH AMERICAN MERCENARIES, AND WHO WANTS TO BE "PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD," WOULD AMERICANS WELCOME THEM, AS LIBERATORS? "HOMELAND-DEFENSE?"  SMACKS OF TOTAL FASCISM!  JUST WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO "DEFEND?"  AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT, OVERSTEPPING IT'S BOUNDS, OR AMERICAN CITIZENS? SINCE GEORGE TENENT IS "A CLINTON-CLONE," WHY WOULDN'T HE TRY TO "SAND-BAG" BUSH JR. WITH C.I.A. LIES ABOUT "WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?" [ELECTIONS ARE COMING UP!]! IF IRAQIS ARE NOW "FREE," THEN WHY DO THEY CONTINUE TO KILL AMERICAN SOLDIERS? WHEN IS BUSH JR. GOING TO LAUNCH ANOTHER INVASION?  CALLED: "SAUDI-FREEDOM?" WHY SHOULDN'T ALL AMERICANS  HATE MUSLIMS AND THEIR RELIGION? REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of PanAm Flight 103! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of lthe World Trade Center in 1993! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine barracks in Lebanon! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the military barracks in Saudi Arabia! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa! REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE! REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on the Twin Towers on 9/11/2001! REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks! IS SODOMY, A "CIVIL RIGHT?"  AND THOSE WHO OPENLY PRACTICE IT, "PROTECTED" BY CIVIL RIGHTS LAWS? WHY DO WOMEN SIT ON THEIR FEET? SINCE TAXING ANY ACTIVITY CAUSES A REDUCTION IN THAT ACTIVITY, WHY WOULD SOCIALIST-DUMMYCRATS WANT TO KEEP HIGH TAXES ON AMERICANS, IN A RECESSION?