DOCTOR DOOTIE'S POP QUIZ.
THE CURRENT ACTIONS OF THE SENATE RE "IMMIGRATION" AND BUSH, JR.S' IDIOTIC "GUEST-WORKER" FARCE IS GOOD FOR
AMERICA, OR SIGNALS THE END OF AMERICA AS IT WAS ORIGINALLY CONCEIVED BY THE FOUNDING FATHERS? ANSWER:
OSAMA BIN LAUDEN IS SMILING FROM EAR TO EAR! HOW COULD HE HAVE FORETOLD THAT BUSH JR, WOULD BE HIS GREATEST
ALLEY IN DESTROYING AMERICA'S CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT!
HOW CAN BUSH JR. "REDUCE THE DEFICIT" WHEN HE CONTINUES TO DEMAND THAT CONGRESS GIVE HIM MANY BILLIONS FOR
HIS FAILED "NATION-BUILDING" ATTEMPTS IN AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ - TWO MUSLIM COUNTRIES STUCK IN THE ELEVENTH
CENTURY, TO WHOM MODERN CHRISTIAN SOCIETY IS AS FOREIGN TO THEM ALL AS EATING PORK ON SATURDAY!
WHY ARE THE DUMMYCRATS SO SILENT, IN THE FACE OF BLATANT MISTAKES AND LIES MADE BY BUSH AND MEMBERS OF THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY? ANSWER: THE DUMMYCRATS ARE FLUSTERED BY THE EFFORTS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY TO CUT
THEMSELVES OFF AT THE KNEES!
WHY IS THE "CRIMINAL JUSTICE" SYSTEM IN SUCH CHAOS? ANSWER: THE MAIN REASON IS: ALLOWING WOMEN INTO THE
COURTROOM, AS JURORS, JUDGES OR ATTORNEYS. THEY SIMPLY CANNOT THINK RATIONALLY! THE ENTIRE COMMON LAW
"JURY SYSTEM" IS BASED UPON "THE REASONABLE MAN" CONCEPT. EVER HEAR OF "THE REASONABLE WOMAN" CONCEPT?
THE REASON? IT SIMPLY DOESN'T EXIST!
WHAT DOES BUSH JR. MEAN, HE'S "GOING TO STAY THE COURSE" IN CHAOTIC IRAQ? ANSWER: AMAZINGLY, JR. ACTUALLY
BELIEVES THE FAIRY-TAIL THAT HIS "NATION-BUILDING" CAN SUCCEED IN BRINGING A 4TH WORLD, BACKWARD COUNTRY OF
SEMI-LITERATE MUSLIMS INT THE 221 CENTURY, AND MANDATE A CHRISTIAN-INSPIRED "DEMOCRACY" FOR THEM, WHEN THREE
LARGE FACTIONS [SUNNIS, SHITITES,CURDS] HATE EACH OTHER AND HAVE KILLED ONE ANOTHER FOR CENTURIES!
WHAT DO REAL WOMEN HAVE, THAT BLOW-UP RUBBER LOOK-ALIKES DON'T HAVE? ANSWER: CELL-PHONES!
WHY DID NORTH AMERICAN ABORIGINES NAME CLINTON: "WALKING EAGLE?" ANSWER: BECAUSE THIS SEWER-RAT IS SO FULL
OF CRAP, HE CAN'T FLY!
WITH ALL THE T.V. ADS NOW FEATURING NEGROES ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY, WHY DOES THE "BRINKS" AD USE WHITE MEN AS
"BURGLARS" IN IT'S AD? ANSWER: SHOWING NEGROES ATTEMPTING TO BREAK IN WHITE PEOPLE'S HOMES WOULD BE
"INSENSITIVE?" CERTAINLY NOT ""POLITICALLY CORRECT!"
HOW CAN AFGHANS AND IRAQIS HAVE "CONSTITUTIONS," WHEN MOST OF THEIR CITIZENS CANNOT EVEN READ THEM?
ANSWER: SELF-GOVERNMENT OF 4TH-WORLD, IGNORANT MUSLIM COUNTRIES IS A MYTH PUT OUT BY BUSH JR. AND THE
DISINGENUOUS "STATE DEPARTMENT!"
DOES THE 14TH AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION "PROTECT" SODOMY AND OTHER SEXUAL PERVERSION? ANSWER:
ACCORDING TO THE CURRENT SUPREME COURT, IT DOES!
HOW MANY TIMES DOES A MEMBER OF CONGRESS HAVE TO VOTE FOR CLEARLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL LEGISLATION, BEFORE HE
IS GUILTY OF TREASON? ANSWER: ONLY ONCE!
HOW CAN 87.4 BILLION DOLLARS OF AMERICANS' EARNINGS TRANSFORM A 3RD-WORLD COUNTRY LIKE IRAQ, INTO A WESTERN
STYLE "DEMOCRACY," WHEN AFTER NEARLY A CENTURY OF TRYING, ALL THE BRITISH GOT WAS SADDAM HUSSEIN? ANSWER:
PILING THE CASH UP AND BURNING IT, WOULD HAVE THE SAME EFFECT!
WHY WASN'T THAT GIRL IN HAWAII - WHO HAD HER WHOLE ARM BITTEN OFF BY A SHARK - CHARGED WITH VIOLATING "THE
ENDANGERED SPECIES ACT" FOR UNLAWFULLY FEEDING AN "ENDANGERED SPECIES?" ANSWER: ADDING ONE MORE
ABSURDITY TO THAT NONSENSE JUST ISN'T FUNNY!
WHAT IS IT ABOUT "FREE TRADE" THAT POLITICIANS DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU? ANSWER: TWO MAJOR NEGATIVES ARE: TYING
AMERICA'S ECONOMY TO THE POOREST NATION IN THE WORLD, AND DISAGREEMENTS LEADING TO MERCANTILE WARS!
WHAT DOES PUSHING NEGROES AT THE VIEWING PUBLIC IN ADS, SIT-COMS, SPORTS, ETC, DO FOR RACE RELATIONS IN
AMERICA? ANSWER: IT INSULTS WHITE'S INTELLIGENCE, AND IS SO OBVIOUS, IT FOSTERS DISBELIEF!
THEOCRATIC STATES LIKE ISRAEL AND IRAN NEVER SEEM TO GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER. WHY IS THAT? ANSWER: SIMPLE!
THE SEMITIC RACE IS WRAPPED UP IN RELIGIOUS DOGMA THAT PREVENTS SINCERE EFFORTS AT DEMOCRACY, JUST AS MARX'S
COMMUNIST "RELIGION" WORSHIPING GOVERNMENT DOES.
WHAT IS IT ABOUT MASSACHUSETTS, THAT MAKES IT THE STRANGEST STATE IN AMERICA? ANSWER: IT'S RESIDENTS: LOVE
QUEERS, KENNEDYS AND TAXES; THEY HATE GUNS, WHITE PEOPLE, CHRISTIANS AND CONSERVATIVES; AND HIDE THEIR "Rs"
BEHIND CUBER!
BUNGEE-JUMPING AND ROCK-CLIMBING - WHAT'S THE POINT? ANSWER: NOBODY KNOWS!
IF "TELE-MARKETING" IS CONTROLLED BY CENTRAL-GOVERNMENT ON A "VOLUNTARY" BASIS, WHAT'S TO STOP IT FROM
MAKING IT MANDATORY? ANSWER: NOT A SINGLE THING! FORGET THE CONSTITUTION, BUSH JR. AND CONGRESS ALREADY
HAVE!
WHAT HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL LIMITS GOT TO DO WITH JR.'S "WAR" IN AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ? ANSWER: EVERYTHING!
WHOA! AMERICAN TAXPAYERS ARE BING ASKED TO PONY UP 87 BILLION DOLLARS FOR ALIENS, IN COUNTRIES MOST CANNOT
EVEN FIND ON A MAP? ANSWER: GROSS POLITICAL INSANITY! IT JUST GOES TO SHOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A PRESIDENT
AND A CONGRESS DISREGARD CONSTITUTIONAL MANDATES!
BASICALLY, WOMEN HAVE NO PLACE IN THE MILITARY. WHY IS THAT? ANSWER: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS THE MILITARY WAS
BASED UPON EQUALITY AMONG THE RANKS. WOMEN'S WEAKNESSES DESTROY THAT EQUALITY!
IF "PRO" IS THE OPPOSITE OF " CON," THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS? ANSWER: CONGRESS!
WHY HAVEN'T MUSLIMS - LIVING IN AMERICA- COME FORWARD AND CONDEMNED ALIEN MUSLIMS FOR THEIR ATTACK ON
AMERICA? ANSWER: YOU HAVE TO ASK BUSH JR.!
WHAT WAS GOD'S ORIGINAL PURPOSE FOR MEN'S BEARDS? ANSWER: SO WOMEN COULD SMELL THEM AND DETERMINE IF MEN
WERE HIDING FOOD FROM THEM , OR SEEING OTHER WOMEN.
WHY ARE WOMEN'S EARS SO SMALL? ANSWER: BECAUSE THEY NEVER USE THEM.
DEFINE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "WARS" AND "TERRORISM." ANSWER: "WARS" ARE BASED UPON GOVERNMENT POLITICS,
WHEREAS "TERRORISM" IS BASED UPON GOVERNMENT WRONG-DOING.
WHAT DOES THE ACRONYM: W.M.D. STAND FOR ? ANSWER : "WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION," "WEAPONS OF MASS
DELUSION,"" WEAPONS OF MASS DERISION, OR "WEAPONS OF MINDLESS DOLTS."
A. LINCOLN WAS AMERICA'S FIRST "TYRANT" AND PROSECUTED HIS OWN PERSONAL "WAR" AGAINST HIS OWN PEOPLE. NOW,
BUSH JR, HAS PUT IN PLACE THE MEANS TO DO THE SAME THING. IS HE PREPARING HIMSELF TO BE AMERICA'S SECOND
"TYRANT?" ANSWER: LINCOLN HAD A FECKLESS CONGRESS; SO DOES BUSH JR. STAY TUNED!
IF - AS THE ANTI-GUN-NUTS SAY- HAND-GUNS DON'T SAVE LIVES, THEN WHY TO POLICEMEN BOTHER TO CARRY THEM ALL THE
TIME? ANSWER: SIMPLY BECAUSE ANTI-GUN-NUTS ARE IGNORANT LIARS AND THEY THINK ALL AMERICANS ARE STUPID!
WHY DO BUSH JR.S' SHOES HAVE AN "R" AND AN "L" ON THEM? ANSWER: LAURA BUSH PUT THE LETTERS ON JR.'S SHOES, SO
HE WOULD STOP PUTTING THEM ON THE WRONG FEET.
WHY CAN'T AMERICAN COMMUNISTS SING:"GOD BLESS AMERICA?" ANSWER: BECAUSE ALL COMMUNISTS ARE ATHEISTS AND
IT WAS THE WORD "GOD" IN IT!
IS BUSH JR. STUPID, OR JUST ASTOUNDINGLY IGNORANT? ANSWER: AN ENIGMA! ONE THING IS CERTAIN, THOUGH: . ALL HIS
"ADVISORS" ARE PATENT KNOW-NOTHING IDIOTS!
WHAT CHANCE DOES BUSH JR.S HAVE, IN HIS "NATION BUILDING" AGENDA FOR AFGHANISTAN, ESTABLISHING A "DEMOCRATIC
GOVERNMENT" WHILE, AT THE SAME TIME EXCLUDING THE "TALIBAN" FROM PARTICIPATION? ANSWER: THE SAME CHANCE AS
A SNOWBALL, SURVIVING IN HELL!