| THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS THUMB TWIDDLER'S THINK TANK |


| STOP THE ALL-OUT ASSAULT ON CHRISTIAN AMERICANS, THEIR VALUES, THEIR MORALS AND THEIR CULTURE! |
| "CORNER-OFFICE-COMMIES" RUN AMERICA'S MEDIA! JUST AS THEY BLACKED OUT NEWS TO PROTECT BUSH SENIOR, THEY HAVE BEEN DOING THE SAME FOR BUSH JR. |
| AMERICAN COLLEGES ARE NOW CONTROLLED BY COMMUNISTS! "SPEECH CODES," CENSORSHIP, AND EXPELLING STUDENTS THEY DEEM NOT "POLITICALLY-CORRECT!" |
| COMBAT THE COMMUNIST A.C.L.U.[ATHEISTS, COMMUNISTS, LUNATICS & UNDESIRABLES] , AND JOIN "THE INSTITUTE FOR JUSTICE." |
| SO, POOPSIE... YOU WANT CONSTITUTIONAL, LIMITED GOVERNMENT? VOTE LIBERTARIAN! WILD- SPENDING REPUBLICANS DON'T DESERVE YOUR VOTE! |
| "HOMELAND SECURITY? BUY A GUN! "KATRINA EXPERIENCE" PROVES THAT GUNS ARE YOUR ONLY "SECURITY" AGAINST THIEVES AND TERRORISTS. |
| BUSH JR'S MISTAKEN BELIEF THAT MUSLIMS CAN -OR EVEN WANT TO- ADOPT AMERICAN CHRISTIAN DEMOCRATIC VALUES HAS TO BE AS TOTALLY ABSURD AS TEACHING A FISH TO RIDE A BICYCLE! |
| SAUDI ARABIA HAS FINANCED, ENCOURAGED, SCHOOLED AND EXPORTED MUSLIM TERRORISTS AROUND THE WORLD! MOST RECENT ONES ORIGINATED FROM THIS COUNTRY, INCLUDING OSAMA BIN LADEN! YET PRESIDENT KISSES THEIR PRINCES ON THE LIPS? QUESTION: HOW DOES HE EXPLAIN THAT HIS KISSES ARE "FIGHTING TERRORISM?" |






